About Lotus

About Me

Let me disassemble your chickenscratch heart grenade
Let me unfold you, unravel you, and weave you back together
Let your quiet panic, your silent anguish, melt away into the wind
In your stormy clouds I see rainbows.

How beautiful is the longing of the soul when freed from the shackles of lust?
I have naught to give you but my love, and this carrot cake.

It seems I have to tell my story so many times, I can't really help but abstract or hide it in some way. Calling myself just one thing when I'm a mosaic of broken glass, it's hard to define yourself as a single shard. Here's my dipshit bio.

I am a 6'2" benevolent brownie who believes in god and liberty. Thinker, writer, reader, lonely, lazy, distraction-addict me. Have a case of the ADHDs, but these days who doesn't? Weird's an abused term, but that'd be the club I'm in. I like words, and putting them together, and a lot of other dork stuff.

If you see me, I'm probably cracking up at some dumbass meme I remembered or looking for something I lost.

I also like money. Lots of it. Here's some stuff I sell:

Merch, through Printify. Yeah yeah, capitalist moneysucking scum etc. But I've always wanted a T-shirt shop, even just to buy T-shirts and sweaters and mugs for myself!!! It's like a dream come true...
Books, through my online bookstore. Any book you buy through here gets me a 30% cut!

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q: why is your website so boring?
a: because i am boring and unambitious. also i like minimalist aesthetics and hate ugly internet eyesores (i don't mean the amazing eyesores on neocities... who knew there were so many colors...)

q: what's your favorite motto?
a: c'est la vie. french, translated means "such is life." i'm sure russians and italians have a better saying, but i like this one.

q: what's with the cube?
a: that's what i called a failed discord server, and i just stuck with it. generally we're all stuck in cubes like society, or life, or the internet. may as well get comfy.

God bless the person with the green Jeep and this sticker.

Lotus's Cube

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