THE REAL HARRY POTTER HOUSE TEST:
  How did you answer the test questions?
  - I picked what was most accurate or true.
  - I picked what was funniest, cleverest, or most interesting.
  - I picked what was ethical or friendly.
  - I picked to get into the house I wanted.
  
  1. Gryffindor
  2. Ravenclaw
  3. Hufflepuff
  4. Slytherin, dammit!