The curse compendium!
  
  I always thought cursing was funny, because the adults try to cover it up and fail. I thought waving it off was a cool perk. Gosh, there's so many of them.
  
  
  I hope you die a slow and painful death.
  It's like the opposite of the Star Trek thing, "Live long and prosper."
  
  
  Jesus, Mary, and Joseph
  By Jove!
  Jesus Christ!
  Mother of God!
  God!
  
  Saukairl, Saumensch, Arschloch, Gottverdammt
  
  Fat
  - Landwhale
  
  Damn
   - Goddamnit, Damnit
  
  Bitch
  
  Dick
  - Dickhead
  
  Cunt, Pussy
  - Sissy
  
  Asshole, Ass
   - Assmuncher, Asskisser, Suckup, Teacher's Pet
   - Kiss my ass, what an asshole
  
  Rat
   - Snitch
  
  Shit
  - Holy Shit
  - Crap, Crud, Shitty,
  - Bullshit, Horseshit, Full of it, Full of crap
  - Piece of shit, living trash, human garbage, white crayon, utterly useless waste of oxygen.
  
  Liar
  
  Hell
  - Holy Hell, On a cold day in Hell, Hell No, Hell Yes, 
  - Go to Hell, Bitch from Hell
  - Bloody hell, bleedin' heck
  
  Fuck
  - Fuckton
  - Fuck off
  - Dumbfuck
  
  Dumb
   - Meathead, Idiot, Retard, Fool, Dumbfuck, Thick Skulled
   
  Cretin, Miser, Curmudgeon, Scum, Scumbag, Bastard!
  
  The salt of the earth! The scum of the earth!
   
  Creep, Pedo, Pedophile, Pervert, 
  
  Dissolute, Vile, Unfaithful, Disloyal
  Cad, Cur, Scoundrel
  Dumb wop!
  
  AIDs, Cancer
  - That's so Aids.
  
  Faggot, gay,
  
  We don't say the n word here. Too white for it to be friendly. But turkish varietals are interesting.
  Sandn*gger, Wigger, Yellow n*gger
  
  Frog
  
  Weakening the gene pool.
  Yellow fever - I guess I'll just add odd terms at this point.
  We're all peaches and gravy! (Scott Pilgrim)
  Ekto Gamat! - Never without my permission (Fifth Element)
  Va Fan Gor Du - What the fuck in Swedish, apparently.
  "The Curse," - aka periods